Monthly Archives: July 2008
Serendipity? Not exactly.
There’s really no way to put this lightly, so I’m just going to throw it out there. I am a Master of the Universe. Here’s a picture of me in my most natural, Christ-like pose: … Continue reading
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Vegas.
So my cousins and my aunt are probably going to be in Vegas in early August. I've officially asked for some time off to go meet up with them, and I got a definite "maybe". Sweet. So I will definitely, … Continue reading
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If The Butt Sex Doesn’t Send Me To Hell, This Will
Listen. I don’t know if you happen have personal acquaintances who are retarded. I do. I also happen to know people who have Down Syndrome. My point is you can have one while not being the other. My logic is … Continue reading
Filed under Comedy, Get Over Yourself, In Bad Taste, Retards
No country for old hooters.
We’re at hooters for pre gonzo festivities. This is the leastattractive hooters ever. I’ve never been to hooters before. Not soimpressed. But I’m glad they don’t have shots cause I’d fall asleep mid film.That would suck. Jay was dancing around … Continue reading
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Lazy and beautiful Sunday.
I'm watching Todd Snider videos on the big screen TV, I'm getting ready to drive out to Pasadena to see "Gonzo", I've got text messages rolling in from beautiful people across these United States, and for the first time in … Continue reading
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"…Shot from Peña… Oh! It’s in the back of the net!"
Sick and tired of utilizing duffel bags as makeshift goals, Ray Peña decided a proactive stance needed to be taken on solving the dilemma. With the help of an home depot employee who probably sounded like Speedy Gonzalez’ 2nd cousin, … Continue reading
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The Genius That Was Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
I’m very excited about the impending release of the documentary, “Gonzo”, because my respect for Thompson, his style, and his theory, borders idolatry. Why? Well, because the Bible wasn’t written by Jesus. Hunter S. Thompson is the father of … Continue reading
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Oregon Trail
My friend Jamie asked if I could get her the original "Oregon Trail". Remember that game? You probably played it elementary school on an old Apple computer. I work with a lot of nerds, so I said I could ask … Continue reading
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